Tuesday, February 26, 2008

Curse You, Shortest Month! and the Sky is Falling

I'm sick again--I haven't been sick twice in one year (let alone within one month) since 2003. Ahhhrrg.

What does everyone think about the Navy shooting down the damaged spy satellite earlier this week? Are you relieved that the "bus sized" hunk of space junk won't be landing on your roof? Are you sad that said vehicle won't be contaminating key suburban water supplies with its deadly space gases, thus ushering in the inevitable Zombie Apocalypse? Are you wondering what the government was really up to? Upon hearing the news, were you so relieved that you did a quick Watusi around the room, shouting "U.S.A! U.S.A!" in a Homeresque (the Simpson, not the Greek) voice?

Any or all of the above? Me, too.

Also wondering if my current sickness has anything to do with the release of those deadly space gasses.

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